" Indian Athlete lost Gold Medal in Long jumo"
Sardar reads in Paper n says Angerly " He deserved it! who told that idiot to wear the Gold Medal while jumping?
JAY HIND..
Rich man-Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai,TUMARE ps kya hai,..
POOR man-Mere pas beta hai,
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jiski Grfrnd
Teri beti hai...
Lady- Kya tumhari bus mein bachho ka aadha kiraya lagta hai,
Conductor-Haan,Agar 12 Se Kam ho,
Lady- Theek hai, Mere to 10 hi hain,..
NOTICE:-
Kaha Ho Itne Dino Se SMS ki Class Se Absent Ho,Agr Aj MSG School Me Nai Aae To Apka Naam SMS class Se Kat Dia Jayga.
Frm: Ur PRINCIPAL
A baby is born in Africa,
What will be the color of its teeth?
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Think?
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Babies are born without TEETH,
Dont think like a GENIUS.
Y is industrial grwth so slow in TAMILNADU & KERALA?
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Becoz 86% of the work time is spent on
lifting,
folding &
holding..
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The Lungi..:) Have a laughing day..
Sardar apna sar pani me duba rha tha..
Biwi-kya kr rhe ho?
Sarder-Dimag chalta nhi he sala..
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Dekh rha hu kahi Puncher to nhi?
Koi Diwani Apko Hr Tarf Dhund Rhi He,
Apke Vzud ko Bekrari Se Puch Rhi He,
Khuda Apko Slamat rkhe,
Suna He Mayawatiji Apne Liye Dulha Dhund Rhi He..
Sardar was selling Parashut..
Plane se kudo,Button dabao aur aap zamin pe safe..
Custmer-Agar Parasdhut nhi Khula to..
Sardar-O ji le aana change kr dunga..
Education related songs..
SCHOOL-Apni to Patshala
TUTION-Idhar chala mai udhar chala,
MATHS-Ajib Dastan hai ye kaha shuru kaha khatam..
SCIENCE- Aa khushi se khudkushi krle,
EXAM-Zehrili rate nind ud jati hai,
RESULT-jiya dhadak dhadak jaaye,
PASS-Aj mai uper asma niche,
FAIL-Jag suna suna lage..
Bus k Driver aur conductor me kya fark he,
Guess...
Conductor soya to kisi ka Ticket nahi katega OR
Driver soya to sabka Ticket cut jayega..!!
Janwaro ki party me chuha 4pek lga k talli tha,
Billi-Aj party Na hoti to tuje kha jati,
Chuha-Chali ja kamini nahi to log kahege nashe me aurat pe hath utha diya..
3 ways to catch a TIGER...
1-Newtons law-alow tiger 2 catch u,then u ctch it..
2-virapan's law-Kidnp tiger's wife & threaten tiger 2 surrnder.
3-Indian police law-Catch a CAT & beat it,until it agrees that it's a TIGER..
I'm worried about 100 mts race at commonwealth,They might fix a Board Near Start Line " GO SLOW,MEN AT WORK...
Wife-what R U Doing?
Husband- Makhiya Maar rha hun,
Wife-Kitni Maari,
Huband- 3Boy/2girl,
Wife-Kaise Pata Chala,
Huband-Coz, 3 Daaru ki Botal se Chipki thi aur 2 Phone Pe...
Good Morning
Gadhe Ke samne 1 Pani ki,1 daru ki balti rakhi.Gadha Pani pi Gaya.Police Ne Sharabi se Pucha-Kya Sikha??
Sharabi-jo Daru nahi pita Woh Gadha Hai..
1'Baar 300 Sarder Ship Me ja rahe the ?
ship dubi Nahi Firbi sab Mar Gaye?
Kaise?
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Bich samunder Me Ship Bigad gai thi Saale dhakka dene Utar Gaye"..
Good Night..
AEROPLANE -Wright Brothers
CYCLE -Macmillan
TELEPHONE-Graham Bell
TELESCOPE-Galieo
T.V-Baird
LOVE-Adam,
MARRAGE-Dhundo saale ko,Pakad ke Marenge!!
Mandir me Pujari Purush hi Q hota hai ?
Socho socho !!
Arey
Taaki Bhakt Bhagawan Par Dhyan De sake...
1 admi ki kisi dusre shahar me nokri lagi,
Wahan pahunch kr usne socha ki bivi ko e-mail kar du,Galti se wo e-mail kisi or k pas chala gaya,jis k pas gaya wo AURAT apne husband ko dafna k aai thi or e-mai padthe hi Behosh ho gai...
E-Mail Kuch yun tha:
Begam ! Main yahan khairiyat se pahunch gya hu,Yahan internet ki sahuliat bhi hai,Tum udas mt hona,2-3 din me tumhe bhi apne pas bula lunga...
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