The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Intelligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Kaisa oollu banaya unko
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN...
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp …
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.
Girl on Valentine Day in Card Shop.
Owner: yes madam
Girl: 1 card jispar likha ho mai sirf tumse pyr karti hu, kya hai aapke paas?
Owner: Ha he
Girl: 12 Dedo..
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is
listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?Srdr:Film me bahut mushkilo k bad
shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai.
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!
A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating…….
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.
Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don�t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
sardar English k paper main fail hogaya translation ki wajah se..
1.Main ek aam admi hoon,..I Am a mango man.
2.Mujhe english ati hai..English comes to me.
3.Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai..I belong to Greenpur thousands.
4.sadak per goliyan chal rahi hai,tablets r walking on the rd.
2 shardar train k pichhe bhaag rahe the.
1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha " WEL DONE"..
Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai to chhodne aaya tha..
A doctor and an engineer loved the same gir. Engineer before going out of station for a week, gave 7 apples to the girl. Why??
Because, an apple a day keeps the doctor away!!
Engineers rock
Dad: "When I beat you how do you control your anger??"
Tintumon:"I start cleaning the toilet"
Dad:"How does that help??"
Tintumon:"I clean it with your tooth brush"
Naughty thought for the day -
"It is really hard to wait for the right person in life. Especially when...
The wrong ones are damn attractive!!
Sardar and his wife went for divorce.
Judge : U have 3 kids .How will u divide them?
Sardar : will come next year with 1 more . so that it will be easy for u 2 divide..
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