Teasing SMS Messages - Funny Insult SMS and Tease SMS Messages

Now a days the most teasing word which used by boys is
I LOVE U

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once a boy and his girlfriend went to a Chinese Restaurant. the boy was someone who wanted to show everyone that he is smarter than others.
boy: hey ,waiter come here. 2 plates of whu
shi hao
waiter: sorry sir. that's the name of this
restaurant owner.

Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.

In USA due to Edision`s birthday they cut power(electricity) for 2 minutes
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In India due to over respect they cut the power 4 to 6 hours

---- :beat :loveu

Don’t worry about your problems
Be brave and face them
This is a real boom to you
To learn more in your life.

If you follow the luck without any planning
You can’t achieve it
But, If your work with strong intention
The luck will follow you.

This is a real truth and tested by great people.

Imagination is very necessary part of your life,
It always leads to the edge of success,
But over imagination hurts your expectations,
And it leads to the edge of destruction.

You must have gift of the gab to impress the interviewer with your creative examples. And you don’t need to have second thoughts to pursue your dreams.

Strengthen your intention to forward to your goal. Don’t wait for right opportunity to appear.
Look out for the hurdles which are on your way.

Don’t wait for right opportunities to come along, just focus on only your goal to make your dream come true.

Happiness is not something you postponed for the future....Its Something you design for the Present.Make each moment a happy one...

Wo Kehne Lagi
Naqab Me Bhi Pehchan Lete Ho
Hazaron K Beech Me.
Mene Muskura K Kaha..,
Teri Ankhon Se To Shuru Hua Tha ISHQ,
Hazaaron K Beech Mein.

u can impress anybody by ur
talent
style
smartness
intelligence
attitude
&
if that is not enough, tell dem "i"m vijeta's frnd" duniya kadmo me gir jayegi

what is thanks
T-ten
H-hugs
A-and
N-nine
K-kisses
dats why boys awyas say thanks 2 girls and girls say "IT'S MY PLEASURE"

Today is celebrated as a victory of good over bad,May this day clear all hurdles of your life and start a new era of well being..Happy Dussehra.

On this special Day,As U Celebrate valor & courage,Triumph of GOD over Evil,wish you success & Happiness in Everything you Do..
HAPPY DASHERA...

Jiwan ek Aaradhna hai aur Aaradhna 'Shakti MAA' ki Upasna se Paripurn ho..

NAVRATRI SUBH ho..

N-Nav Din Ki,
A-Aarti,
V-vandna,
R-Roshni,
A-Aaradhana,
T-Tej,
R-Rakhne Waali,
A-Ambey Maa Aapki,
Manokamnaye Puri Kare.

'HAPPY NAVRATRI"

Shiv ki jyoti se noor milta hai sbke dilon ko suroor milta hai,

Jo bhi jaata hai BHOLEY ke dwaar,

Kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai..

HAPPY MAHASHIVRATRI...