Techer 2 sardar: UR son is a Fool..
See his report..
Eng-02
Mat-05
Science-07
SST-08
Hindi-03
Total-25
Sardar-Total ne to kamal kia he.Is subject ki tustion tak nahi rakhi thi.

Sardar moving around in market with parrot on shoulder,
Someone asks: 'Kidhar se liya ye janwar..
Punjab se laya hu sale ko..!!

Replies the Parrot..!!

5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE,
They were called for an Identification parade.
When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!!

Sardar : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi he.
Police: Kaun He Wo?
Sardar: VODAFONE wale,Bolte he Bill N Bhara To Kaat Denge...!!

Santa: Dukh to jivan ka sathi hai aur sukh to ata-jata hai...

Banta : Sahi baat hai,meri BIWI hamesha sath hi rahti hai,aur meri sali aati-jati hai...

Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya or mera Mobil off Ho Gaya.
Pathan: Aisa Konsa Msg Aya?
Sardar: Battery low.
Pathan: Send Kar...Sabko..

" Indian Athlete lost Gold Medal in Long jumo"
Sardar reads in Paper n says Angerly " He deserved it! who told that idiot to wear the Gold Medal while jumping?
JAY HIND..

Sardar apna sar pani me duba rha tha..
Biwi-kya kr rhe ho?
Sarder-Dimag chalta nhi he sala..
..
Dekh rha hu kahi Puncher to nhi?

Sardar was selling Parashut..

Plane se kudo,Button dabao aur aap zamin pe safe..
Custmer-Agar Parasdhut nhi Khula to..
Sardar-O ji le aana change kr dunga..

1'Baar 300 Sarder Ship Me ja rahe the ?
ship dubi Nahi Firbi sab Mar Gaye?
Kaise?
?
?
Bich samunder Me Ship Bigad gai thi Saale dhakka dene Utar Gaye"..

Good Night..

Sardarni walking on road with her top open & Right BOOB hanging out..

Cop asks: what is this?

Sardarni realises:Hai Rabba!Munna BUS me hi reh gaya.

3 sardar picnic par gaye,wahan ja kar yad aya k "PEPSI" to ghar bhul gaye,decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aey,
chota sardar:mai is shart par jata hu k tum mere ane tak smose nai khaoge,dono ne kaha thik hai,
2din guzar gaye sardar nahi aya,
4din guzar gaye sardar nahi aye,
2no ne socha k ab smosa kha line chahye,jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola..Aisa karoge to mai nai jaunga..

Sardarji got sms from his girlfriend:
' I MISS YOU "
can u think what sardarji replied....
??????
??????
??????
Think.......
......??????
I Mr.You

Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?Srdr:Film me bahut mushkilo k bad
shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai.

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating…….

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.