yun be-vaja kisi ko q rula rahy ho ap ??

itny din kam thy jo or intzaar karva rahy ho ap...
bus itna kahn ge jan`na ,kasam se gunnah kama rahy ho ap......

Dekho kaise matak rahe ho,
Are kitna uchhal ke chal rahe ho.
Mana aap ka janamdin hai,
Par itna kyu fudak rahe ho..!!
Chaloji HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Pappu: Amritsar.

Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Banto?

Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.

Daya: My god, he is dead.
ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai.
Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jane se hui hai

Mujhe badi sexy lagti hai farzana
anjane mein us se ho gya yarana

wo meri daulat youn udaati rehi
to khatam ho jaye ga mera khzana

mere sath wo badi khush rehti hai
us ki maalish karta hoon rozana

DOST RUTHE RAB RUTHE
PHIR RUTHE JAG CHUTHE
PHIR RUTHE DIL TOOTE

AUR AGAR PHIR RUTHE

TOH....


NIKAAL DANDA
MAAR SAAALE KO
JAB TAK DANDA NA TOOTE!!!!

HUM TUMHE HAR ROZ SMS KIYA KARENGE
AGAR NAHI KIYA TOH SAMAJHNA

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SHADI HO GYI MERI

10g hansi, 10g pyar,5g kasme,50g batein,
thodi si taqraar, thoda sa intezaar,
ruthna manana swad anusaar,
lo ho gayee friendship ki dish taiyaar,
zara taste karke, reply to karo yaar.....

Har Dua Me Appki Khushi Mangi Hai.
App Keliye Sitaro Se Hansi Mangi Hai.
Na Ho Jis Zindagi Koi Gham.
Khuda Se App Keliye Wo ZinDagi Mangi Hai.

Dosti kisi ki riyasat nahi hoti,
Mout kisi ki Amanat nhi hoti,
Hamari 'ADALAT' me kadam jara soch samajkar rakhana !
Yaha dosti todne walo ki jamanat nhi hoti

Har gum ko pala nhi jata,kanch ki cheezon ko uchhala nhi jata,kuch krna hai to mehnat kro,har bat ko"all is well"khekar tala nhi jata.

ek hi nazar me ap humare mehmaan ban gaye,
do baate kya ki sara jahan ban gaye,
pas rehkar bhi log humare ban na sake,
dur rehkar ap humari jaan ban gaye.

ek hi nazar me ap humare mehmaan ban gaye,
do baate kya ki sara jahan ban gaye,
pas rehkar bhi log humare ban na sake,
dur rehkar ap humari jaan ban gaye.

pyar kia to darna kia

Jo fazeelt hai chakswari waali
mujhe wo lagti hai badi pyari

shaida mohri waali ko janta hoon
us ki har cheez pechanta hoon

jab khawab mein milti hai farzana
phool bistr pe chodti hai rozana

50 sala kanwar muqadar ki maari
wo mjeh sab se lagti hai pyari

farzana ki jo kali kloti saas hai
wo pyar ke imtehan mein hui paas hai

Dil me wafa hoton me duaa hai or koi bhi sahara nhi.........
Rab rakh jb dil me kisi ko basta koi bhi dobara nhi.......

Hasrato ki nigaho pe shaqt pehra hai.
Na jaane kis umeed par dil thehra hai,
teri chahaton ki kasam Ae dost,
Apni dosti ka rista to pyar se bhi gehra hai.

Påñkåj

Kyo roj-roj naye neye sms bheja karte ho,
kyo roj-roj humara bheja kharaab karte ho,
khud ke bheje me to kuch h nahi,
oro ka bheja hume bheja karte he.
"PRAKASH"

Hum unke ghar gaye baar baar...........,..............................................................or or ghanti baja ke bhag aaye

~~~zindagi me dost nahi ~~~ balke~~~dost me zindagi mili~~~ i lv u ~aado~ yours ~jvd~